Turbulent bus travel, scrambling through temples, smooth flight to the beach in Thailand.
Our journey from Laos to Siem Reap started off easily enough. Having heard from more than one fellow traveler about the pandemonium that is Phnom Penh, the capitol of Cambodia, we decided to skip out on the town and instead travel directly from Laos to Siem Reap, the home of Angkor Wat. We purchased bus tickets from a place next door to our guest house in Southern Laos with the guarantee that this ticket was for a six hour ride to Kompong Cham, a smaller town three hours north of Phnom Penh, followed by another four hour bus ride the following day to Siem Reap. If there were any troubles, the ticket seller assured me, just go ahead and call the number she had written on our ticket. I, having no clue of how to use a phone here, happily shook my head in agreement and stuffed the tickets into my wallet.
We traveled into Cambodia, where we stopped at a restaurant in the town of Kratie, about three hours away from our final destination for the day of Kompong Cham. So far, the sailing had been smooth. The bus was air conditioned, our driver made his way through the countryside like Dale Earnhart Jr. on meth, saving us an hour already, I was happily doped up on dramamene and no one to this point had thrown up near Kaci--more on that later. However, upon arrival in our restaurant in Kratie--which as a town reminds me of the South Park rendition of Mogadishu--we were told we would have 30 minutes to eat. This restaurant, strangely enough, was located on a street in a foreign town with no other nearby restaurants. Fine, a little kickback for the driver for dropping a whole bunch of doe eyed tourists at the restaurant's door, maybe a free meal, or vial of bathtub speed, same same. A sign at the front of the door requested we take our shoes off before we enter. This at first even seemed quaint, a fun little ritual for the tourists to make us feel like we weren't in the type of restaurant that was playing Ashley Simpson or some other such shit over the loudspeakers and made several different types of hamburger. Were were in Cambodge, the unknown, the unexplored, the far mid-north-central-east. All us eager tourists clamored for the limited amount of seats and threw subliminal elbows at one another as we lined up to place our order, as it was now three o'clock in the afternoon thanks to the efficiency of our transport thus far--save our latest speed freak bus driver. We entered, removed our shoes, and saddled up with a French family at a small table. This is when the trip broke down. Kaci went to use the bathroom, and upon arrival her whole body appeared to be one germ induced shudder. And with good reason. Shoes off, keep in mind, applies to all parts of the restaurant. The bathroom was located in the back section of the restaurant, through the kitchen. Upon entering the bathroom, the floor was covered in maybe about a half inch of standing water(ish). The toilet was a classic squat style, which to me has always seemed like the style I'm used to, except instead of your butt cheeks on the seat, you put your feet on the seat and squat. And to flush, use a ladled out bucket of water. Which works, kind of. So after wading through suspicious standing water, standing on a toilet seat just used by a bunch of tired tourists with bad aim, and wading back through the water--when I did this I also cut my foot on the bathroom door on the way out, further adding to the collection of antisanitation underfoot, one wades back through the kitchen. Right next to the staff who are washing dishes directly on the floor. No more than three feet from us. Back to the dining area. Back to eat the food now served on those dishes.
Which brings up the point, taking off your shoes is over rated if you have to walk through piss and shit once you're inside. We've been to plenty of super clean places here where shoes are not allowed, even open air wooden shops with thatch roves on dusty streets with regular bus traffic keep an elevated platform spotlessly swept all day long. But in this case, and a few others, I'm over the shoes off thing, especially if that means using a public restroom at the same time.
We boarded back on our bus, fresh up with food borne illnesses, and headed to Kratie. Upon arrival, the only English speaking employee of the bus company informed us that his boss had just called, and there would be no bus tomorrow from Kompong Cham--three hours away from the present location--and only from Phnom Penh--six hours away. But not to worry, because we wouldn't have to pay any more for the extra three hour bus ride to arrive at ten pm in a city half of the bus hadn't planned on going to. Wouldn't have to pay more. We responded as a collective whole, voicing our protest. He said we don't pay more. I said to him we pay less. He pays us. A suggestion he apparently didn't find to be a reasonable middle ground when he reaffirmed that no matter what, there would be no bus at all from Kompong Cham to Siem Reap tomorrow. With that, he wished us a happy trip, said goodbye, and was gone forever. We were left with a bus driver and crew who spoke no English, and a six hour ride. Full of vomiting.
At this point, it's only fair that I mention Kaci's ability to make anyone one a bus sitting in front or behind her, vomit violently for at least 65% of the trip. She thinks it may be me as well having this affect on people, who are typically all local. Bottom line is every time we step on a bus, almost without fail, the person sitting behind or in front of us will eventually spend the better portion of the ride retching violently until I offer them a dramamene. Even upon arrival at our latest guest house in Siem Reap, within a few minutes of scoping the pool from our room, we witnessed a baby--who shouldn't have been in the pool anyway what with the whole lack of excretory control thing--puke into the pool and the mother try in vain to clean the mess out of the pool with her hands. Kaci hasn't been in the pool. I went in once for a few minutes. Smelled funny.
So we arrived in Phnom Penh that evening, much to our displeasure. The bus company tried to get us to stay at a hotel of their recommendation, probably the only reason they drove us to Phnom Penh in the first place. We resisted and ended up staying at another place around the corner. In the morning we headed back to the bus station, and after much deliberation and hassle, including a helmetless ride on the back of a moped ducking and weaving traffic through Phnom Penh in order to return to the hotel we had been offered last night, in order to get our bus ticket, and back to the bus station, we were on our way to Siem Reap. Relatively smooth sailing after that.
Siem Reap has been nothing short of excellent thus far. Our hotel is called the Green Village Palace, and is a sweet spot a little off the main drag. Lush garden out front and hardly any noise at all. Excellent sleep every night. We hired a driver for two days to exploring Angkor Wat, hands down one of the best sights I've ever seen. We took a long tour around the complex on day one, followed by a more densely populated trek through temples on the second day. We both liked the temples that had been reclaimed by the jungle the best, but it's almost impossible to pick a favorite.
















The opportunity to but souvenirs is almost endless around the temples. Everywhere we turn there are miniature hordes of children asking us repeatedly to buy something. Kaci found that just telling them no, we don't buy from kids, as they shouldn't be selling cheap souvenirs but instead be in school, works well much of time. I did buy an album of traditional Cambodian dance music played by a band of guys who were disabled by accidental land mine explosions. I bought the CD of the first group I saw, but unfortunately groups like this are everywhere.
We stuck around last night for a brief hike up to the top of a temple on a mountain to catch the sunset There was a crowd like we couldn't believe, but we secured a great location surrounded by some friendly fellow travelers and got some excellent photos.

The dining scene in Siem Reap is definitely more posh than any place thus far. There's a very central street about 10 minutes walking from our guest house called pub street, straight up gastronomical cornucopia. I've been most interested in the local Khmer food, and what I've had has been excellent. Spicier than anything we've had thus far, which is a major plus. The four dollar price tag for any main course and .75 cent draft beers don't hurt either. We went to one Khmer run place that occupies about half of a block in the town called Temple Club. They had free Aspura Dancers in the evening, so we stopped by for a few cheap draught beers and watched the show for a bit.

We ran into some friends we met earlier on the trip by chance last night, and went on a miniature pub crawl around the city. They were the same British 21 year olds from Hoi An, but this time it was definitely a more relaxed experience, both in the evening and the following morning.
We're about to board a plane in a few hours here to fly to Koh Samui in Thailand, and head over to Ko Phangan in a few days to follow. It's our first regional flight, and we're both looking forward to avoiding the hassle of riding a bus. Once in Thailand, the rail is fairly put together, so we'll probably be taking a few trains to get from one place to another. We're not really sure what we're going to do for the rest of the trip. Right now we're both pretty set on sitting on the beach, and I'm really looking forward to getting some kiting in provided the wind is up.
Hope you're all enjoying the heat at home, we hear it's been pretty intense. We miss you all and are looking forward to getting together when we get back. Talk to you soon.
Cheers,
Jon and Kaci
p.s. I didn't get a chance to post this before Thailand, and I'm currently putting the finishing touches on it from our hotel restaurant on the beach. Koh Samui is amazing. Shin deep bright blue water, cheap dinners directly on the beach, a pretty decent sunburn for yours truly, a typical bronze luster for Kaci. It's going to be tough to escape the pull of this place. We're headed to Koh Phangan tomorrow to find a little more laid back scene, preferably a bungalow on the beach and somewhere to kiteboard. Here's a couple pictures from Samui thus far.


